This is a place for me to make fun or you, your mother, the world and myself.
Mostly myself. The world comes a close second though.
This. This is the sari I will wear. Any advice on make up or nails? The great colour wheel in my head is saying blue. But maybe not? I am useless with these things, especially when it’s for myself haha.
Today I got the feeling that most men get when they say something to piss off their girlfriends. The difference my be that I was aware of the other person’s feelings. And steered away from being a dick. But ironically I was still the one who got annoyed.
Shook my brothers hand on a bet. He was talking to me. Whilst we were shaking hands. The hand shaking went on for more than 3 seconds.
I HATE THAT. Why? WHY?! WHY MUST PEOPLE HOLD ON TOO LONG?
This irks me to the darkest depths of my soul. I’m shaking your hand as a sign of respect. And you are basically holding my hand. STOP IT.
But it irks me more that recently I’ve found hand shakes to be a…
If you’re in need of a laugh this is the goat that harassed me at the zoo because I fed her Pygmy friends. But not her. Haha. #WomanNeedFood #OmNomNom #HelpMeeee